zoriety:

>wine enjoyers be like ‘this one is so very dry’

>taste it

>it’s wet

51ft:

51ft:

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she is lying

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tearsofthekingdomcountup:

thesinglesock:

in a modern AU Link would be Zelda’s only friend with a driver’s license and their chat history would look like this

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153 Days since Tears of the Kingdom Released. Yeah this nails their dynamic.

tonyhawksproletariat:

sexhaver:

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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

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jazzybot4:

fennel-tea:

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.

birthdaysongs:

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

jakeperalta:

letting celebrities think they can and should “use their platform” to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake